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inkskinned:

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

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krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

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thestateonmtv:

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weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

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animalcrossingmemes:

this is very reassuring. thanks blathers

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gabesapwhoreta:

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I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what’s up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i’m doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

update:

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